She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
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My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
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No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
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