no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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