Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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