There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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