:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
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do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
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Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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