these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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