we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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