16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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