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I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
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I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
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I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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