help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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