bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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