okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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