nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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