Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
operation have a gay friend backfired
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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