What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
