You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
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i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
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Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Enjoy the penises
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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