How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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