IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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