I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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