She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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