would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
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my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
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I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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