I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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