One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
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