I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
