I'm jealous of your bromance
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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