"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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