I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
