if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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