How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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