My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
