How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
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