Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Randomize
