On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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