rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
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I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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