Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
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