i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
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