the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
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We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
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you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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