Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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