They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Let's paint friendship bongs
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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