Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Of course I have a pirate flag
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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