is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
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Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
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Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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