Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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