his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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