Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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