Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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