I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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