Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
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and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
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I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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