I'm lost and stupid without you.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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