You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
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creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
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Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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