; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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