Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
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I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
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I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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