I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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