Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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