Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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