My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
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i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
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Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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