I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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