in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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