that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Randomize
