My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
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I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
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Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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