To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
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it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
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I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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