great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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