How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
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We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
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His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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