It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
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Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
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Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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