super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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